Deepest Sender, Anime, Game reviewlets and Snow.

Its long and rambling, so I'm putting it behind a ( cut )

Quote

"First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing 
weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing 
because I no verbs." -- Peter Ellis, on alt.fan.pratchett

Borf Borf

Which is what you get when you try to be 'Bling Bling', but all you own is tofu jewelry...

Don't expect sense from me today. I only managed to get about 5 hours sleep. I had to get up to go to the bathroom, and then couldn't sleep. I kept worrying about some of my friends and what they're going through right now. All I can do is sit here and send out my best wishes, and hope everything works out. God I hate that.

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