That Time of Night

I just went downstairs to make myself a cup of tea, take out the trash and put away some dishes. While I was puttering around in the kitchen, an infomercial was playing on the TV. At first I tuned it out, but slowly it dawned on me just how inane it was. It went something like ( this. )

For the first time I'm starting to think that maybe exercise machines need more government regulation than is currently provided.