Unifying Contradiction

If even such a straight and narrow fellow as myself can get this, just how whitebread do ya gotta be to register as 'normal'???



(Okay, Okay, So maybe 'slightly bent and fairly broad' is a better description, but I'm not that perverted. Not compared to, say azrhey. Before I met her I thought the expression "Oh, my virgin ears!", was some kind of metaphor!)