Unifying Contradiction

For a lark I took the spark gendertest. They said I was definitely female. They claim that my answers were 80% female, 20% male. I think that being a non-violent male threw them for a loop. Since I was there, I also took the gayness test and scored 22%. That I'll buy, since I normally self-rate as a Kinsey 1.

I also found an article that claims that LiveJournal turns normal internet denizens into mindless quiz takers... They may be right.