Unifying Contradiction

Of all the various anthropomorphic incarnations of stupid concepts, I hate the Brain Fairy the most. The Brain Fairy comes in the middle of the night, usually when you've had a bad day, and steals your brain. But before leaving, the fairy stuffs the hole with dead insects and fills your pockets with lint. Sometimes the brain fairy can be induced to return your brain if you spend the day doing things backward, like going to bed before the sun comes up. Then again I know some folks who never got their brains back.

So the next time you wake up and have nothing left to think with but dead insects, check your pockets, and you'll see what I mean.

Maybe if I go to bed early tonight the brain fairy will relent and return my brain...