Unifying Contradiction

I'm just going to have to break down and clean my keyboard. Half the keys have started sticking and the whole thing needs a thorough cleaning. The problem is, I know why it needs cleaning. When I had the nasty vertigo bug a few months ago I ended up throwing up on my monitor and keyboard. Luckily, if one can call it that, it wasn't the first time that day that I'd thrown up so there wasn't a lot of spew. Anyway, I just calmly cleaned it up and hoped that I had gotten to it before it had seeped into the keyboard. Looks like I didn't. So now every time I think about cleaning the dang thing I end up going 'Ewwww', and put it off some more.