From the "Mine is Bigger" Dept.

[swestrup]

China claims to have built the worlds largest penis, as part of an amusement park.

Comments

[sps.livejournal.com]

...Um, ok, Martha, but where are we going to put it?

[swestrup]

I should think that would be obvious, but a braver person than I will have to do the Google search for the world's largest vagina.

[dcoombs.livejournal.com]

It's made of straw. Wouldn't that be .. um .. itchy?

[swestrup]

Its only wrapped in straw! And straw condoms are eco-friendly!