You're Imagining this.

[swestrup]

I'm obviously not awake now! That would be just damn silly, since I've only had 6 hours sleep, and I'll be staying up till something like 4:00 am tonight doing a traditional Christmas-Eve dinner and visit. Clearly then, its all in your deranged imagination. So, I'm asking you politely: Cut it out already! Let me Sleep!!! Ahem. Thank you.