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[personal profile] swestrup
HOW TO LIVE FOREVER:
  1. Collect soil samples from diverse locations.
  2. Send them to these guys here so they can assay them for useful enzymes.
  3. Post this in your blog.
  4. Profit! Live Forever!

Date: 2006-09-23 03:02 pm (UTC)
metawidget: A platypus looking pensive. (Default)
From: [personal profile] metawidget
You missed a step:

1a) put them in a box, with some separately-wrapped chocolate.

Chocolate is key...

Date: 2006-09-23 05:39 pm (UTC)
metawidget: a basket of vegetables: summer and winter squash, zucchini, tomatoes. (food)
From: [personal profile] metawidget
But really, are you willing to imperil your quest for eternal life by skimping on the chocolate?

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