Too sillly a meme to resist.

[swestrup]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Swestrup!

1. An average beaver can cut down swestrup every year!
2. Swestrup cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
3. The only Englishman to become swestrup was Nicholas Breakspear, who was swestrup from 1154 to 1159.
4. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by swestrup!
5. All swans in England belong to swestrup!
6. The porpoise is second to swestrup as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
7. Swestrup invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
8. Swestrup will often glow under UV light.
9. Swestrup is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
10. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Swestrup', hated swestrup and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.

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[helenkacan.livejournal.com]

This is crackfantastic and hilarious. It sounds like the preamble to Little Britain. I can just hear it now.

I'm off to do my own. ::quivers in fear or anticipation::

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H.

NSFW, but funny!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thothmeister!

1. Thothmeister has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.


2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from thothmeister!


3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets thothmeister.


4. A lump of thothmeister the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.


5. Thothmeister has a bifurcated penis.


6. If you toss thothmeister 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!


7. Thothmeister became extinct in England in 1486.


8. Thothmeister kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.


9. Thothmeister can not regurgitate.


10. Native Americans never actually ate thothmeister; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.

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