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[swestrup]

_sps_ answered my quiz, so I suppose I should as well...


Meme Time Back at the Funny Farm

::BASICS
What is your name? Stirling Westrup
What is your quest? To improve the world while I live, and to live forever.
To the nearest light year, how long is your world line? 'Bout 39
On a scale of one to ten, how Elvis are you? 0
Are you housebroken? Yup.
Is your house broken? Nah, just a bit cracked...
What color is your halo? Golden, can't you SEE?


::TEMPORALISING
When was the last time you had elbows? Just Now.
How often do you change your oil? Every few months.
What is the next major task you plan to put off? Reading the boring bits of my mail.
In retrospect, how would you answer this question differently? In a humorous fashion.
Whats the most recent thing that you can't remember? When to tape robot wars.
When did you last do something you weren't supposed to? Um... Technically... Now.

Did last thursday happen, or is it a figment of your now? I think it happened.
Given an extra day in the week, where would you put it? Actually, I'd just add another 3 or so hours to lunch every day...



::ACTIVITIES
If gravity worked the other way, would you skydive? Nope, noway, Uh Uh.
If you had a favorite extreme sport, what would it be? Lava Kayaking
Would you buy fractal lego? I fear that I wouldn't know what to do with it, so no.
How many times have you nearly died? Define 'nearly'. Um, maybe twice?
How many times have you actually died? Zero, so far.
Whats the tallest height you've jumped from? About 15 feet (and without injury).
Can you do a backflip in full plate mail? Nope.
Can you do a belly flop in full plate mail? Probably.
What is the most fearsome animal you have ever stared down? Successfully? Do Yams count?


::ESTHETICS
What piece of art do you most like, that your friends all hate? I suspect its "Octopus' Garden" by Ringo...
What is your favorite shoe size? 3EEEEE -- You can wear it sideways!
What equation best models your taste in breakfast cereals? 10*Flakes+1*Nuts+3*Fruit+3*Milk = YUM!
What art project would you undertake, given the time and money? Ooh. There's several bits of blacksmithing I wouldn't mind trying.
Whats your favorite joke that no one gets? One legged people have less understanding.
What artistic endeavour are you most proficient at? Writing.
Name two art objects that would be improved by being fused together. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and the 1812 Overture.


::WHATS MY PROBLEM
Have you ever been raped by saucer aliens? None that they've let me remember.
How many times? Must be dozen's, cause I can't think of any.
When was the most recent occurance? I have no memory of it happening last night.
How many were there? Just the usual lot, I imagine.
Was one of them blue with orange tentacles? I 'spect so.
Did it call itself Grzblat? It would, wouldn't it?
Do you know how to contact it? Nothing was tatooed anywhere I can see...


::BODILY FUNCTIONS
Do any of your internal organs have nicknames? Dunno. My intestines seem to refer to themselves as Blurgle Glork, but I don't.
Can you rotate your belly button? Not independantly.
Is the general trend in your body-part count increasng or decreasing? Increasing...
Can you voluntarily dislocate any body parts? Not very voluntarily, no.
Can you voluntarily disconnect any body parts? Does a watch count?
Which is your most dexterous orifice? I say mouth, but _SPS_'s answer was better.


::MENTATION
What is the stupidest thing you believe? I'm told that its that things are either real or their not.
What is the most complex thing you find self evident? Prolly De Morgan's Law.
Explain why you wouldn't answer this if it were a question. Because I couldn't. Else I would.
How many thoughts can you think at once? Conciously? Around 4 or 5. Subconciously, I have no way of knowing.
How few thoughts can you think at once? Conciously, almost none. Subconciously, I hope more than that.
How does your mental image differ from your actual one? Heh. My mental image of me isn't fat OR bald, and is usually clean shaven. Or isn't that what I meant when I wrote this question?
What do you do when thinking fails you? Video Games.
If I run rings around you logically, does your penguin explode? Is that why I don't have a penguin????
Are there any mental 'flaws' that you envy? I used to wish I was stupid, now I'm not so sure.


::EXISTENTIALISM
If aren't real, how are you answering this? If I'm not real, I'm not answering this.
If you are real, why are you answering this? I double-dared me to.
If you were once real, who is answering this? That same me.
What would 4 out of 5 of you recommend? A soak in a hot tub. 5 out of 5 would recommend sex.
What is your philosophy of being? Wherever you go, there you are.
What is your philosophy of non-being? Avoid it.


::SOCIALISM
Describe your most embarassing moment in the form of a question. Why do naked women cause me to pour beer all over myself and fall over tables?
Do your friends mind if you juggle knives? I count myself as a friend, and *I* mind.
Are there any excuses that you've worn out? "Sorry, I forgot" and "I thought I had done that" are both looking rather over used.
What is the ratio of your friends to acquaintances? Something like 6 to 1.
If I give you chocolate, will you be my friend? Chocolate isn't the best gift for me, but its not exactly frowned upon either. Put that down as a tentative yes for "shows willing".
What is the largest group you feel socially comforatable in? With structure, several hundreds. Without structure 6-8 friends.
What is the most social group you feel largely comfortable in? I'm not sure what this means, and I wrote it, but if thing go much beyond group hugs I start feeling over my head.


::SYNETHESIA
Can you hear with your eyes? Nope.
Can you see with your ears? Poorly.
Can you imagine the flavour of a walk in the autumn rain? Yes, easily.
What is the loudest color you can smell? It would have to be so extremely garish so as to jump the synapse gap that I don't want to think about it.
How long can you hold your taste? Just a few seconds.
What sounds make you cough? Low bass notes. There are a few tuba notes that always make me cough.


::PONDERABLES
Name three impossible objects you would want with you on a deserted island. A book of everything, A truely universal remote control, and the perfect hotel.
If you had a super power based on a platonic solid, an obscene gerund and a mythic object, what would it be? A Cube of Fucking Amazing Force!
If you didn't know something that you do know, what would it be? Who wrote this crap.
If your remote control had only one button, why would that be? Because OFF is the best option?
If addition weren't commutative, what would shoes look like? Um. Wouldn't they, uh, face the other way, or something?
Why did you answer these questions? A basic failure of character, I think.

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