I had a dumb dream last night.

[swestrup]

I dreamed I was a droid from Star Ears. Not just any droid either, but a protocol droid a la C3P0. Worse, actually, because while he is loosely based on the human body model, my version was loosely based on the Gungan. Yup, I looked like the hopeless love spawn of JarJar Binks and C3P0.

I vaguely recall being caught in some sort of fight between blaster wielding soldiers, and ending up separated from the troops, only to stumble on a civilian neighborhood where everyone looked like a fantasy Ogre. I was trying to leave when my batteries wore down. I woke from the dream as two ogres were arguing whether I was worth the trouble to recharge.

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At least you weren't a protocol droid ah la Joan Rivers :D ( see SpaceBalls )