Since taxlady asked.

I don't usually do memes just because someone tagged me, but seeing as it was taxlady, I'll make an exception.

Here are the five best ways to bribe me:

1. Money -- Truly vast amounts of money.
2. A Harem. After all, I AM male.
3. A mansion downtown.
4. World travel
5. A vacation in a fancy resort somewhere.

And, I'm not taggin' no one!

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