Here's a list of 101 witty sayings for you paladin. I actually only found about 20% to be witty, but some were pretty good. My favorite is probably #14: "You! Yes, you! The boney thing! Die!"
Thanks to a heads-up from blacksquiggles, here is an article about a new class of anti-AIDS drugs recently developed by a collaboration between Rutgers University and Johnson and Johnson. Scientists are really optimistic about the possibility of this leading to an actual cure.
Got back from the Old Dublin pub not too long ago. taxlady, blacksquiggles and I all headed down there at 6:00. Around 7:15 we were joined by pphaneuf and later by cpirate. It wasn't the huge crowd of folks in previous outings, but we had a good time anyway. The only downside was the absense of azrhey who was suffering from a bad case of 'stuff happened'.