[[Editors note: There is just
NO WAY to avoid
double entendres in the following message, so I'm not even going to try.]]
First the background:
There was a massive sausage munch over at my place on the weekend, and between myself,
taxlady,
_sps_,
nancyrihakova, and
denizsarikaya, many large and yummy sausages got devoured. Now, they were all supposed to be uniformly zingy, since they were all supposed to be of the Hot Italian kind, but in practice some were just not hot, and others most definitely were. (Enough so that we figured maybe one of the batches of hot italians we had bought were, in fact, mild italians.) Anyway, by some statistical fluke,
denizsarikaya didn't get any of the hot and zingy italians, and by the time she found out some were zingier than others, there were just two half sausages left, and it wasn't clear that either of them were zingy.
Well, at the end of the day, after everyone was groaning from the amount they had stuffed themselves with, there were two quarter sausages left, which I just had for breakfast. And let me tell you, one of them was mild and the other was VERY VERY ZINGY indeed! I'm wondering how there could have been any doubt at the time, because my mouth is currently on fire in that nifty-endorphin-rush kind of way.
So now you know.