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Blah. I have NO IDEA why I am still awake. It makes no sense. I woke up at 10:00 am yesterday, and should be dead tired by now. The thing is, I AM, and yet I'm not in bed asleep. I don't know why. I seem to have too much nervous energy for my own good. The only explanation I have come up with is not pretty. Lets look at the clues:

1) I've had these odd muscle and bone aches lately.
2) I've have this uncontrolable urge to snack.
3) I've been craving meat all week.
4) I trimmed my hair and beard because I seemed unusually hairy today.
5) Its nearing full moon.

Spooky Stuff...

I've got a cunning plan...

A man, a plan, a llama, a keg of rum and a jack hammer...