Because I'm bored.

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7 deadly sins meme

stolen shamelessly from azrhey, who got it from whitewizzy

WRATH

Who did you last get angry with?
I don't really DO angry. The last person was probably _sps_  and it was close to a year ago. Generally, if I don't know you really well, its hard to get me angry.

What is your weapon of choice?
Nuclear Weapons. If it comes down to actual weapons, I want to be sure there's no chance of retaliation.

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Theoretically, Yes, but I never have.

How about of the same sex?
Yes, but not since high school, and that was out of annoyance, not anger.

Who was the last person that got really angry at you?
Dunno. It must have happened.

What is your pet peeve?
Willful Stupidity.

SLOTH

What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Daily? I try to have as few daily chores as possible, and I've been good at those lately.

What is the latest you've ever woken up?
??? I've woken up at all possible hours. The most I've ever slept at once is probably 18 hours.

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.
Bell's technical support, to have them check out my DSL line. I hate cold-calling folks, even when I have a good reason.

What is the last lame excuse you've made?
I forgot. I forget far too many things.

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Probably, but not in years.

When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Hauling a filing cabinet down two flights has GOT to count, and that was just last week.

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Once, because I then just slept through the radio for another 3 hours...

GLUTTONY

What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Chocochino!

White meat or dark meat?
White

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Its either 2 whole bottles of wine, or a pitcher of margaritas.

Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No

Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yup, although I don't usually think about it very often.

Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Depends. Usually its salty, but sometimes I'm more in the mood for spicy.

Have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet?
No.

LUST

How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Dozens -- That's what strip clubs are for, N'est Pas?

How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
Not as many, but its probably over 30.

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Yes

Have you wanted someone who was taken?
Yes -- and I'm now married to her.

What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
The face. Smile at me right, and I'm yours. Thats not to say I don't notice other attributes.

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yup.

Have you ever had a one-night stand?
Nope.

GREED

How many credit cards do you own?
Dunno. 6? 8?

What's your guilty pleasure?
I got LOTS. Today, we'll choose Arrogance.

If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Share some with friends and family, invest some, and use the rest to try and make the world a better place (while making myself richer -- these are not mutually exclusive goals).

Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich.

Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
For a while. Money has some short-term appeal (especially right now), but no lasting draw for me.

Have you ever stolen anything?
Not on purpose, except perhaps for the occasional pad of paper from the office.

How many mp3's are on your hard drive?
Thousands. Arguably its legal here in Canada, since they Tax me on every CD I buy, austensibly to reimburse registered artists. Then again, its all before the courts right now, so who knows?

PRIDE

What's the one thing you've done that you're most proud of?
There's not many things I've ever done that have made me proud, and right now I can't think of any.

What's the one thing you've done that your parents are most proud of?
Dunno. They used to be proud of my achievements in school, but that was a long time ago.

What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Make a major contribution to the welfare of mankind.

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Seldom. I usually don't think coming in first is worth the effort it takes. Bragging rights are just so much hot air.

Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Nope. At least not to get a higher score, and never when another person is involved. (And I'm deliberately not counting games in which certain forms of 'cheating' are allowed by the rules.)

What did you do today that you're proud of?
Today? Highest on the pride list is that I ran a load of dishes through the dishwasher.

ENVY

What item of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
I can't think of any material items, but I've often expressed envy at the fluency with language that many of my friends demonstrate.

Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
It sounds like something I would do, but I can't think of any actual cases.

If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
If I have to choose a mere mortal, I'm not interested.

Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of, and I don't think so.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Of course!

What trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
An ability to meaningfully connect with strangers.

What is your favorite deadly sin?
Favorite is Lust, but Sloth gets far more of a work-out.