Todays WTF News.

[swestrup]

First of all, medical scientists have announced a new anesthetic based on capsaicin, stuff that gives chillies their heat. I'm really not sure about injecting that stuff into my body!

Secondly, there's the announcement of the revolutionary digital anti-snore pillow!  The thing is computerized and mechanized (Pillowtron Transform!) and will move to shift your head until you stop snoring.