Memeage.

[swestrup]

1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. Deep Fried, or BBQed?
8. How did we meet?
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like Country music?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. Do you sing in the shower?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Comments

[sps.livejournal.com]

1. Do you have a tattoo?

On the mantel.

2. How old are you?

Five.

3. Are you single or taken?

Possibly.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?

I use my mouth.

5. Do you dream at night?

No; during the day, when I'm asleep.

6. Ever seen a corpse?

Yep.

7. Deep Fried, or BBQed?

It was BBQed.

8. How did we meet?

You were posted in swestrup's blog.

9. What's your philosophy on life and death?

You want to be dead before you're deep fried.

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?

For that to work, we'd have to be dead, first. Maybe it would involve BBQing?

11. Do you trust the police?

To do what, exactly?

12. Do you like Country music?

To do what, exactly?

13. What is your fondest memory of me?

Answering question 7, I guess.

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?

Perhaps I'd like to be made of guacamole. I'm not sure.

15. Would you cheat?

You mean, if I was made of guacamole?

16. What do you wear to sleep?

I didn't know there was any such requirement.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?

I can't do anything with that question.

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?

Dude, you're a questionnaire.

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?

I think we're doing it right now.

20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?

Long.

21. Do you sing in the shower?

Not often. I have better taste.

22. What's your favorite color?

Blue. I guess.

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?

After they've passed you wouldn't want them back, even if you knew how to unBBQ them.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?

I am part human, on my father's side.

25. What was your first impression of me?

Well, I must admit that the fact you started out with tattoos didn't seem auspicious.

26. Have you ever done drugs?

What, biblically?

27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Um, maybe not.

[avenray.livejournal.com]

1. Do you have a tattoo?
I have a celtic do-wah on the nape of my neck. My teeth chattered when it was being done and I liked it.

2. How old are you?
25

3. Are you single or taken?
I am both!

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
I like to rip food apart with my hands.

5. Do you dream at night?
Rarely.

6. Ever seen a corpse?
Animal only.

7. Deep Fried, or BBQed?
How about steamed?

8. How did we meet?
Via internet giant tjernobyl

9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
You better live because there's not much going on after death.

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
We could share a 10lb poutine.

11. Do you trust the police?
Police are no fun.

12. Do you like Country music?
I like it far away from earshot.

13. What is your fondest memory of me?
That time you posted about the shitty sleep you had. I think that was...um...all the damn time.

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I would shit or get off the pot.

15. Would you cheat?
On high school tests, yes. On a loved ones trust, no.

16. What do you wear to sleep?
Underoos.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Why, do you like that sort of thing?

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Only if it had a great story behind it.

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Feed the ducks, buy a prostitute and take her to the Ex, bike around the city in skirts, finish off with a nice bottle of wine each and a pass out on a grassy hill.

20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
I like long hair on men and short dykey hair on women.

21. Do you sing in the shower?
Assuming I shower...

22. What's your favorite color?
Green: spring buds, granny smith apples, computer chips, go lights, caribbean sea, prairie sky.

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
Elvis. I would take him to the supermarket.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I am a texture junkie. I can't eat peaches because I don't like to touch the fuzz and I can fondle a smooth rock for hours.

25. What was your first impression of me?
A nice, down to earth, clever gentleman.

26. Have you ever done drugs?
Nothing of consequence other than the odd recreational imbibing.

27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Perhaps someday when you least suspect it.