Tinfoil hats.

[swestrup]

Tinfoil hats are a necessity in today's world of secret cabal's and orbital mind control devices. But, are you building yours correctly? A badly made tinfoil hat is worse than useless, as it gives you a false sense of security.

Well, now this website has a detailed tutorial on how to correctly make and wear your psychotronic protective gear.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

This design produces a hat with a small hole in the top. Who hosts this site anyway?

I've been contemplating a technique involving wrapping my entire head in foil, shiny side in, and then holding a parabolic reflector in my mouth. I figure that with a little pratise I should be able to direct a laser-like beam of brain waves at their detectors, and overload them completely. What do you think?

[sps.livejournal.com]

Damnit, that was me again.

[swestrup]

suuuure it was.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grey_knight/]

Do you have your tinfoil hat on? No, then:
*@* YeS iT WaS Him, BeLiEvE hIs WoRdS! (And ignore the man behind the curtain...)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grey_knight/]

"Canadian coins are free of this threat mainly due to the Canadian government's choice of neglecting psychotronic research in favor of research into giant robotics."

Oh great - he gives away our military secrets as well!