Private Brain.
Nov. 24th, 2006 03:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
swestrupLast night I came up with a story idea for the worlds brainiest detective. Only takes the impossible cases, at exorbitant prices. He's the one you go to if you need to solve a murder that took place 2000 years ago. I doubt I'll write it, but I was amused at the idea:
I awoke to an aching head. I know you're asking: if he's so smart, why didn't he see that coming. Well, I did. Some overzealous ape usually clobbers me on average every 17.35 days. It had been over three weeks this time. I knew I was due. The problem is, knowing something like that doesn't do you a hell of a lot of good.
I awoke to an aching head. I know you're asking: if he's so smart, why didn't he see that coming. Well, I did. Some overzealous ape usually clobbers me on average every 17.35 days. It had been over three weeks this time. I knew I was due. The problem is, knowing something like that doesn't do you a hell of a lot of good.
