Favorite Penguin Movie Quotes.

[swestrup]

I just thought I would make a list of some of my all-time-favorite penguin quotes from the moves:

• "My God, its full of penguins!"
• "Go ahead, make my penguin!"
• "Luke, I am your penguin!"
• "Penguin phone home!"
  
• "I love the smell of penguin in the morning."
• "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful penguin."
• "I am big! It's the penguins that got small."
• "You can't handle the penguin!"
• "Houston, we have a penguin."
• "I have always depended on the kindness of penguins."
• "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little penguin, too!"

I wonder if I'm missing any?

Comments

[ellenk.livejournal.com]

• Allo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeled my penguin. Prepare to die.
  
• Our penguins go to eleven.
  

[swestrup]

Love that first one!

[xipetotec.livejournal.com]

"With great penguins come great responsibility"
"You're a penguin Harry"
"A Boy's best friend is his penguin"
"Dammit Jim! I'm a penguin!"

[kino-kid.livejournal.com]

I've seen things you penguins wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the Shoulder of Orion. I've watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time... to die.

[miseri.livejournal.com]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a penguin.

I believe in penguins, Marquet. It's part of my job.

[joenotcharles.livejournal.com]

Clap your hands if you believe in penguins.

I know what you're thinking: "Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE penguin?"

My penguin! Gollum, gollum!

[grimmwire.livejournal.com]

"That's no moon. That's a space penguin!"

"I make you laugh? Am I a penguin sent here to amuse you?"

"I coulda been somebody! I coulda been a penguin!"

"Pay no attention to that penguin behind the curtain!"

[gridlore.livejournal.com]

Captain Renault: "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
Croupier: "Your penguins, sir."

"Gort! Klaatu barada penguin!"

"Soylent Green is penguins!!"

[swestrup]

Damn! I had meant to include that last one, and it slipped my mind!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grey_knight/]

One Million Penguins! No, no, not enough? Give me a frickin' clue!

Man eating penguins with frickin' lazer beams shootin out their eyes!

1) A penguin may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2) A penguin must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3) A penguin must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Everything is penguins as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers

I love the smell of penguin in the morning...it smells like...

We are the penguins, Charles, not them.

1] Hey vasquez,you ever been mistaken for a penguin? 2] No, have you?

Tell me.... Have you ever danced with the penguins in the pale blue moonlight?

This here's a .44 Penguin, the most powerful handbird in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk? -

One penguin to rule them all, one penguin to find them, one penguin to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

What is the airspeed velocity of a penguin carrying a coconut? African or European?

Randomly Found...

[(Anonymous)]

Randomly found the site while searching for "X-men after credits"...seems I left too early.

but...
Penguins. Why'd it have to be penguins?