I got bored, so...

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... so I googled for random crap. Here are my results so far:

1. "Zombie Rape" - Was more than slightly disturbed to discover that there seems to be an entire genre of movies with the theme of zombies raping women, but was amused to read a review detailing just how bad they can be.
2. "Peeps with guns" - Alas this seems to be a common bit of bad Gansta slang. I was hoping for beweaponed marshmallows.
   
3. "Iguana Martini" - It turns out this drink does exist, but I couldn't find two places that listed the same ingredients for it.
4. "Flaming Phlegm" - This also turns out to be, among other things, a drink made with Bailieys and Lime juice and set on fire. Its described as being as bad some drink called a "Gorilla Fart", but I decided I didn't want to know.
5. "sploon" - Sploon turns out to be a username, a company, a fictional god from an RPG, and a derogatory term for a spleen sucker.