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[swestrup]

Sent in my holiday letter today:

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In June, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Yesterday, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In April, I sacrificed azrhey to Cthulhu (500 points). In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I stopped mricon from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).

In short, I have been very good (495 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.

Your humble and obedient servant,
swestrup

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