Tinfoil hats time!

[swestrup]

The wikipedia is a wonderful resource, until you try to read about something that the tinfoil hat brigade has an interest. I looked up the B-1 Stealth Bomber and was startled to see that its main method of keeping stealthy is to be out of phase with our time stream!

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[labyrinthman.livejournal.com]

Well, that /would/ explain the cost of the bloody things. ;)

I hear wikipedia's tightening up their content editing procedures... with luck, it gets rid of such anomalies.

[ellenk.livejournal.com]

Wow, no wonder I see so many of them. I'm out of phase with our time stream!

[xipetotec.livejournal.com]

I understand that causes gas for the pilot.

[ellenk.livejournal.com]

Only if they're not wearing tinfoil hats.

[auriam.livejournal.com]

Here it is before reality catches up with the article:


The main method stealth aircraft use to avoid detection is by utilizing a technique developed in "black ops" by the US during the post World War II era until the stealth's inception in the 1980's. The technique is a derivative of Einstein's relativity theory, which has been proven. Scientifically, an atomic clock will run slower, while in motion, when compared to an identical clock stationed at a fixed point. The object or function of the equation was to determine how to make the clocks remain in synchronization. The exhaustive research began with the Philadelphia Experiment in 1942, which was spearheaded by Einsten and Tesla. Needless to say, the effects of synchronizing the two identical clocks would allow the stealth bomber to disappear. Why? Because it was actually fractions of a second forward in time and therefore undetectable.

The hot exhaust isn't being cooled as current misinformation suggests, but is shielded by the time barrier as well, which makes the infrared signature of stealth aircraft invisible. If you would believe that a jet engine could somehow cool it's exhaust, then you are really stretching your imagination. Do some basic research on jet engines and see how simple they are and also how impossible it would be (considering its design and function) to refrigerate the exhaust.

Stealth aircraft are painted in dark colors and typically fly at night to make visual identification more difficult. (Oh Brother! There isn't an aircraft out there that can be seen at night with its lights off.)
Stealth aircraft are difficult to detect via sound waves, because the sound waves are also shielded by the time-space barrier, which is in direct contrast to the misinformation suggesting that the engines are quieter than supersonic jets and that in some magical way, they cannot be detected with military sonic detectors.
First-generation stealth aircraft include the F-117 Nighthawk. First-generation planes tend to be composed mostly of flat radar-deflecting surfaces that were also covered with radar absorbing materials, so as to attenuate the radar signal and deflect radar waves in a direction other than that of the radar transmitter. If you believe that, then you will never get accepted to MIT or even a community college. Radar is radar. Military radar is sophisticated enough to detect the spin of a golf ball at a 2500 mile range. Look it up in uneditable web pages for your own certainty. To infer that a large aircraft like the stealth bomber could be coated with radar absorbing materials is not only ridiculous, but an insult to one's intelligence.


I love the part about how radar absorbing materials are "an insult to one's intelligence," but the Philadelphia Experiment bullshit is the gospel truth.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_grey_knight/]

Sounds like a bad commercial -
"Be the first on your block to be Out Of Step With Time (patent pending) - This new stealth technology will allow you to dodge police radar by being one step ahead of the law! And for a limited time we will throw in the "Amaze Your Friends With Your Invisible Car by Painting to Match the Asphalt" colour for half price! This incredibly offer, only $1.2B, is for a limited time only!"

Guess some people have a sense of humour. Or better tin foil beanies than the rest of us...