Fluffy absorbant bathrobe = good!
Hot Coffee = good!
Hot Coffee spilled in lap = bad!
Hot Coffee spilled in lap while wearing nothing but a bathrobe = very plus ungood!
Fluffy absorbant bathrobe being used to rapidly soak up coffee = relief!
Spare fluffy absorbant bathrobe = good!
Spare hot coffee = good!
Do not, I say, DO NOT REPEAT.
Hot Coffee = good!
Hot Coffee spilled in lap = bad!
Hot Coffee spilled in lap while wearing nothing but a bathrobe = very plus ungood!
Fluffy absorbant bathrobe being used to rapidly soak up coffee = relief!
Spare fluffy absorbant bathrobe = good!
Spare hot coffee = good!
Do not, I say, DO NOT REPEAT.