Astrology Confuses Me.

So, it is now a new year in the Chinese calender. In particular, the year of the Fire Pig. Now, I'm told that this is supposed to be good news for Wood Dragons like me but I don't get it. Wouldn't eating a flaming pig give a wooden dragon severe indigestion???

That woke me up!

If you want a new fast way to wake up in the morning, try taking three loads of garbage to the curb in -30 windchill, wearing only your PJs!

Okay, so I wimped out. I actually got dressed this time, rather than just pulling on my sweatpants and a t-shirt like I usually do. Still, it was very eye-opening to make those trips to the curb.

Frack!

I've put in so much effort trying to stay awake today that now that I can finally go to bed, I can't sleep.