Say What?

I just overheard a coworker talking about a project. He said something like:

"... their heterogenous clusters, which could cause a problem..."

but what I heard was:

"... they had erogenous clusters, which could cause a problem..."

Work Therapy.

Nothing helps reduce feelings of inferiority better than reading through another programmers code.

Output error messages.

It is arguably bad form to sell a commercial product that contains an error phrase of the form: "... so bugger off!"

I need sleep...

When I have gone without enough sleep, my imagination breaks free of its constraints and insists on taunting me with absurd ideas, like the one I just had about the giant transforming and combining robotic sex toys. The phrase "Form flaming butt-plug!" comes to mind, but I don't want to pursue that thought any further...