And then I awoke.

[swestrup]

... and then I awoke, to discover it had all been a dream. The Gorgonzola Princess, her elaborate gruyere gardens, and the many years I spent as her consort fighting alongside her Limburger Troopers to defend her from the ravaging Sky Moles, repelling the raiders they sent from their flying burrow fortresses, none of it had ever existed! But still, as I lay in my own bed with a lingering smile playing about my face, I knew I would never again taste cheese without being reminded of the sharp sweet taste of her breasts or of the erotic skills of her Swiss maids.