Merry Christmas

I've been drinking vodka and orange juice while watching a 3-hour documentary on the life and times of Charles Dickens. I am, as a result, completely plastered at this point. This is a state I have been in seldom enough that I still find it fascinating.

In any case, I just want to wish a Merry Christmas to everyone who is reading this, in whatever state they find themselves.

FYI

My favorite christmas movie isn't "its a wonderful life" (although I admit that isn't bad), but its Bernard and the Genie, which I saw when it first came out, and wish I could see again.

You know you're drunk when...

... clicking on a URL takes maximal concentration.

Mornington Crescent.

I just want to apologize in advance if I say anything off colour while I'm drunk as a skunk. I'm not planning to go to bed until I drink enough water to not awake with a great big head. So, for the next hour or so, you're stuck with me.