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May. 8th, 2004 01:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
swestrupDoctor: According to these tests you would seem to be a very lucky man indeed. By all rights that freak accident should have killed you, but instead you seem to be better than ever.
Mr. Man: What do you mean 'better than ever'?
Doctor: Well, it seems that the meteor that struck you contained traces of nuclear isotopes that combined with the unique chemical combination in the prototype baboon chow you were working on, and combined with the energizing effects of the lightning bolt, you seem to have gained... Flaming Baboon Powers!
Mr. Man: "Flaming Baboon Powers"? What would they consist of?
Doctor: Well, these results are only preliminary, but based on these findings I would say they would be the abilities to spontaneously ignite, make loud screeching sounds, run around like mad randomly setting fire to things, beat at yourself futilily, lie down in a gutter, turn black, shrivel up, and die.
Mr. Man: You're right, this is my lucky day!
Mr. Man: What do you mean 'better than ever'?
Doctor: Well, it seems that the meteor that struck you contained traces of nuclear isotopes that combined with the unique chemical combination in the prototype baboon chow you were working on, and combined with the energizing effects of the lightning bolt, you seem to have gained... Flaming Baboon Powers!
Mr. Man: "Flaming Baboon Powers"? What would they consist of?
Doctor: Well, these results are only preliminary, but based on these findings I would say they would be the abilities to spontaneously ignite, make loud screeching sounds, run around like mad randomly setting fire to things, beat at yourself futilily, lie down in a gutter, turn black, shrivel up, and die.
Mr. Man: You're right, this is my lucky day!
