WTF OMG!

[swestrup]

So, I guess this whole dang post isn't work safe. Its all about animal sex toys.

So, I was perusing a friends old journal and I was startled to find what appears to be a butt-plug designed for an Elephant:



This particular item was turned into a Lamp and sold on Ebay, in case any of you are wondering.

So, as if that wasn't boggling enough, a friend of that friend just posted this link to a site that makes dildos that duplicate various animal dicks. The one for the full-sized horse is tres scarey indeed.

Suddenly I feel very inadequate. I think I'm going to go lie down and wimper now, okay?

Comments

[sps.livejournal.com]

I must admit it was this one that I found altogether most disturbing....

Inadequate? Try relieved!

[denizsarikaya.livejournal.com]

Goodness, please don't let the horsie make you feel inadequate. Scared it might be comin' for anyone you know or relieved it isn't would be more appropriate IMOSHO.

I'm still feeling quite terrified/relieved. Eeep.

Re: Inadequate? Try relieved!

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

yeah, you should as Denzo about

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!

She now knows what it is about...

You shoulda said that earlier!

[swestrup]

... before I plunked the money down for the operation!

Help!

[denizsarikaya.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Ensue me running away!