From the "Mine is Bigger" Dept.

[swestrup]

China claims to have built the worlds largest penis, as part of an amusement park.

Comments

[sps.livejournal.com]

...Um, ok, Martha, but where are we going to put it?

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I should think that would be obvious, but a braver person than I will have to do the Google search for the world's largest vagina.

[dcoombs.livejournal.com]

It's made of straw. Wouldn't that be .. um .. itchy?

[rosy1.livejournal.com]

How ridiculous! This, masquerading as news! Please, if you want real news of value...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

:)

[sorceror.livejournal.com]

...

And what sorts of amusements do they offer at this park, exactly? O_o

[swestrup]

Its only wrapped in straw! And straw condoms are eco-friendly!

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Yaknow, I already knew about that device...