Memeage

Jan. 5th, 2006 08:43 am
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Its a meme, but this one I thought was fairly acurate.
Click for meme. )
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swestrup


is an Average-Sized Squid that spins Vast Webs, spits Jets of Water, and has a Massively Swollen Skull.

Strength: 4 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 11



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat swestrup, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights swestrup using

Name Game.

Jul. 29th, 2003 12:17 am
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Stirling is a very rare male name.
Very few men in the US are named Stirling.
Be proud of your unique name!
source namestatistics.com




Westrup is the #41656 most common last name.
0.0005% of last names in the US are Westrup.
Around 1250 US last names are Westrup!
source namestatistics.com




Gee, I wonder if my first name is more or less common than Porpnorber?
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internet explorer
Your Guardian is the unicorn. You have long since
attained the power to heal. You are cautious,
and kinda in your own little world. But you are
also clever, magical, and kind. You are timid
and cautious, but doesn't mean you are a
coward! You are a healer, and so is you
Guardian!


What type of Guardian do you have? (Like Dragon, Wolf, Phoniex, etc.)
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And everyone please note: The above has NOTHING to do with virginity!


In other news, I've now got a minor deadline in a few hours. It would theoretically be very easy to just knuckle down and DO the work, and I'll easily make my deadline. Why then do I find myself finding so many other important but non-urgent bits of work to do?
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If even such a straight and narrow fellow as myself can get this, just how whitebread do ya gotta be to register as 'normal'???



(Okay, Okay, So maybe 'slightly bent and fairly broad' is a better description, but I'm not that perverted. Not compared to, say [livejournal.com profile] azrhey. Before I met her I thought the expression "Oh, my virgin ears!", was some kind of metaphor!)

OOPS!

Jun. 28th, 2003 05:22 pm
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Happy Deathday!
Your name:swestrup
You will die on:Saturday, November 29, 2025
You will die of:Alcohol Poisoning
Username:
Created by Quill


I guess I gotta start cutting down on the booze. I know that [livejournal.com profile] taxlady has been a terrible influence on my and has increased my alcohol consumption by about 100 fold, but I never expected it would kill me! Then again,... maybe I can stave off the problem by building up a tolerance! Yeah, thats the ticket. Pass the vodka!

Quizinoids

Jun. 23rd, 2003 10:00 pm
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Lets see what we know about me:

Salma Hayek as marie antionette
You are French Revolution-ish! Awesome!!!!!!!!!

Salma Hayek is cool.


Which era are you?
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Check. I like to reform calendars. There will be a prime number of months, each with a prime number of days...

Druggies
Hey dude, you are the typical stoner kid. Put down
the bong and pick up a book once in a while.
Try the Yellow Pages --look up Rehab.


What kind of typical high school character from a movie are you?
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... and here I thought I didn't do the stuff. Man I must've been whacked. Hey, I might be high right now and not even know it!!!

You are Neo
You are Neo, from "The Matrix." You
display a perfect fusion of heroism and
compassion.


What Matrix Persona Are You?
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Okay, no surprise here. We all knew this.


obsessive compulsive


Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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I would be fine if the @#$%%!! keebler elves didn't keep sneaking in and disorganizing things!!!

HASH(0x870ab34)
Middle-aged. You'll die from something unexpected,
just when your kids are going to college or
something great is happening. Cause Unknown.


At what age will you die?
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What? But I AM middle aged! Maybe if I spend the rest of my life under the bed... I can see it now...

Headline News: Man Kicked to Death by Angry Dust Bunnies.


We had to do it! said one of the bunnies. We'd tried everything and he just wouldn't leave!

professor x
You are Professor X!

You are a very effective teacher, and you are very
committed to those who learn from you. You put
your all into everything you do, to some extent
because you fear failure more than anything
else. You are always seeking self-improvement,
even in areas where there is nothing you can do
to improve.


Which X-Men character are you most like?
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Yeah, we all knew it would say this. Yeesh, lose a little hair and suddenly you only score as a chrome dome.

not a killer
You wouldnt kill even if the circumstances were
live or die something to represent your kind


How would you kill someone
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Um. Fuck knows. Give this quizmaster a few large swats with the cluebat so he can grammaticalize his quiz, and I can figure out what it means.

Germany
Germany -
Despite a controversial recent history, it has had
a tough and powerful history. A modern-day
technological and cultural beacon, it is still
target to stereotypes and antiquited thoughts.


Positives:

Technologically Advanced.

Culturally Admired.

Global Power.


Negatives:

Target of Historical Fervor.

Constant Struggle.

Funny-Looking Ethnic Clothing.



Which Country of the World are You?
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Hmm. I usually play the Romans in Civ III, but I guess that wasn't an option.
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Well, I can't say it did an AWFUL job of pegging me (I've actually attended the local Unitarian services with [livejournal.com profile] taxlady), but I also had a real problem answering the questions. I suppose, were I to sum up my religious beliefs it would something like:

"Questions about the nature of God are unanswerable because they are fundamentally meaningless. This does not imply that there is or is not a God. Personal "salvation" is an equally meaningless concept, as it involves a relationship with the unknowable. Relationships with ones fellow human's, animals, plants and the environment are a different matter as they are both manifest and knowable. If one wants to change their relationship with the world, in whole or in part, one need 'merely' change their behaviour with respect to it. The remaining 99% of life is in figuring out whats good for you, as opposed to what you want, so that you may behave accordingly"


1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (98%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (87%)
4. Liberal Quakers (86%)
5. Nontheist (83%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
7. Bahá'í Faith (62%)
8. Taoism (59%)
9. Neo-Pagan (56%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
11. New Age (51%)
12. Reform Judaism (46%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
16. New Thought (41%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (40%)
18. Scientology (36%)
19. Sikhism (32%)
20. Jainism (31%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (22%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
23. Islam (19%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (19%)
25. Hinduism (12%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (9%)
27. Roman Catholic (9%)
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The Densa Test, Your Evaluation Point

You GOT 4 and You are Idiot

Correct Answers Rating

11 Genius
9-10 Above Normal
7-8 Normal
4-6 Slow
1-3 Idiot
0 Stupid

I Am:
Take the What Stupid LiveJournal Quiz Am I? quiz!

swestrup: (Default)
So I'm looking for fun quizes to take. So far: I am 53% Evil Genius

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

Take the Evil Genius Test at fuali.com

I would have done better but too few of my henchfriends are ninjas.
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Quickly:

my geekiness is 46.35801%
my brain is:
Auditory : 50%
Visual : 50%
Left : 63%
Right : 36%

Blather )

My Monster Name
is
Flying Polyp


What a mess. Flying Polyps are a mass of writhing tendrils, morphing organs and continually mutating body mass. Flying Polyps can’t even get it all together on one plane of existence and are semicorporeal even when they’re not invisible. Flying Polyps insist they’re a greater race and will whistle angrily or try and bludgeon you to death if you point out that they look as evolved as a ball of snot.

The Levenshtein distance between Stirling Westrup and Flying Polyp is 10.
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Figures.

May. 31st, 2003 10:36 am
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For a lark I took the spark gendertest. They said I was definitely female. They claim that my answers were 80% female, 20% male. I think that being a non-violent male threw them for a loop. Since I was there, I also took the gayness test and scored 22%. That I'll buy, since I normally self-rate as a Kinsey 1.

I also found an article that claims that LiveJournal turns normal internet denizens into mindless quiz takers... They may be right.

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